picnic buzz

Noun: A state of alcoholic intoxication achieved by maintaining a 2-2.5 drink buzz for 2-4 hours (as one would do at a picnic or barbecue), characterized by happiness easing into a general malaise and the feeling you're headed for a nap as soon as you get home.

Playing cornhole is way more fun when you've got a good picnic buzz going on.

by puzzfuzz December 10, 2013

oh picnic

A phrase used similarly to express a subtle dislike or frusturstion

Oh Picnic! I left my wallet at home!

by H4nzl4 February 24, 2024

Dropped bears like a picnic

Bringing the funk; phat phrases or rhymes; great lyrics, a real good time.

You catch (name insert) last night?!
He dropped bears like a picnic!

Or
Did you go to that (place insert)?
It drop like bears at a picnic

by Nursingzombie December 16, 2025

Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.

-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.

by pika007 May 2, 2011

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs September 14, 2015

crackhead picnic

A gathering of the finest crackheads. Typically involving lots of cigs, alcohol (typically 40s), and of course, crack. These picnics have been known to take place outside of churches, in bushes, or on roofs. There is no food at a crackhead picnic! Only vices...

My life is full of crackhead picnics. College taught me how to manage my crackhead picnic.

by Managing your crackhead picnic May 9, 2014