When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.
Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021

by lonelyfinger April 4, 2020

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.
by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.
by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.
by baetastic February 14, 2017

A quote that was said by Donald when Gordon was trying to get through the line in Emily in the middle.
(try saying this in scottish accent)
(try saying this in scottish accent)
Gordon: Get out of my way! You're holding up the express!
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...
by Nick_Aviafox January 11, 2020

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017
