Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.
There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.
Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs
There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.
Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs
After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.
Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.
Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.
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