i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"
by chandho April 18, 2014
An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface May 31, 2011
You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.
I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?
by Jack N. Jit December 05, 2024
They were branded with a tea bag stamp.
by Sheargenius January 23, 2017
when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.
by Sduvvy August 09, 2023
When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.
by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022
A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
by Linguistically Cunning June 17, 2022