Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016

jackboot tactics

Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.

I was restricted from posting to facebook for 25 hours due to their jackboot tactics

by anonymous October 16, 2021

tele-tactics

When you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.

John: Jesus christ are you kidding me right now?

You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)

Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!

by vengeance of f January 27, 2011

megaman tactics

when your playing a boss on nintendo that kills your so quickly, your only hope to win is to ignore any attempts to avoid damage, but rather take the damage, and use the invincibility you get while blinking the few short seconds after taking the hit, to deal as much damage as possible before becoming vulnerable again, thus hopefully quickly finishing the opponent off before he gets a chance to kill you. Still this is no easy task, one must be brutal and deadly... all of which is the only way to beat certain bosses in the original NES megaman.

1st guy: holy shit, this boss is hard as shit! hes really fuuuucking me up, what should i do?!?
2nd guy : use MegaMan tactics!!!!!!!!!!

by guitarspen January 23, 2011

chill tactics

A YouTuber whos channel is about video games snow boarding and killing stuff. Hes pretty fuckin funny, most people have probably never even heard of him. But for the most part he just likes to keep it real and make sure the morgue has plenty of bodies.

Chill tactics makes youtube videos.

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017

tactical bud

tac·ti·cal bud
NOUN

Definition- It’s the kind of weed that swarms your brain like swat team

Tactical bud was scientifically engineered to get you so unbelievably high causing you to talk about Pumpkin pie for 3 hours straight.

by para bellum July 23, 2020

Tactical Blowout

This occurs before a traumatic or stressful event which causes the person to have a uncontrolled bowel release.

When Sue called Tim telling him he may need to take an HIV test, Tim ran to the bathroom and had the tactical blowout of his life.

by Slid Steak March 4, 2017