Sympatico

Crap internet service.

Well, I got sympatico, and well, it sucked 'cuz i ordered the "total internet performance" and i'm supposed to be getting 7 mbps and i'm only getting 10% of that - 0.7.

Damn crappy sympatico.

I'm switching to rogers (though i doubt it'll be better)

-Me on Thursday, December 20, 2007.

by Connor M January 13, 2008

sympatico

Sympatico high speed internet is a 5 Mb per second DSL Connection. Well actually it is more like dial-up...Speacially at Saturdays and Sundays...And when it disconnect's every 1h...and you have to restart the howl thing...So people...my point is...be sure to be ready to pay that much for a dial-up connection(only Saturdays and Sundays)...but it is good with P2P's...

" We are unable to cennect your computer to the Internet. Please call the tall free number(after comes the number...)
Thank you for using Sympatico High-Speed Internet".

by AQ Hater August 20, 2006

Sympathy Crush

when all you want is a friend but they catch feelings and you feel the need to like them back

"I thought we were friends but then I realized he liked me, he was just so nice so I got a sympathy crush"

by Sympathy September 15, 2015

Sympathy text

A text designed to gain sympathy from the recipient. Typically sent to everyone in one's contacts, and generally contains unnecessary information about the sender that could have otherwise been left out.

sympathy text:
I'm going to the hospital I'm in a lot of pain I have blood in my urine and I called my doc and they said I either have a kidney or bladder infection, kidney stone, or cyst on my ovary

reply:
TMI!!! Hope you feel better.

by HippieChuck January 19, 2011

sympathy fascist

Someone who tries to coax others into feeling the pain of those who probably deserve little or no empathy.

Bill: Those people shouldn't be cheering the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.

by Eric Maan May 29, 2011

Sympathy Digit

The term given to the sneaky fingers that are slipped after you have failed to get your female partner to climax during intercourse.

yeah mate, it'd been like 2 weeks, so i had to slip her the sympathy digit after I had finished

by Satisfaction King June 15, 2011

sympathy sneeze

When someone in a crowded room sneezes, and another person sneezes no more than 5 minutes later. This is the essence of the sympathy sneeze. Also, when a loud, spit-flying sneeze is let off in an extremely quiet room, some caring person may choose to fake a sneeze just as loud in order to minimalize embarassment.

Kid: Did you hear Jill sneeze in the middle of the SAT's?
Other Kid: Yeah, I let off a sympathy sneeze, just to be nice.

by Annabelle ;) February 8, 2007