Symping

A respelling of "simping", meaning to be in a sad or more emotional state, but the cause is not limited to unrequited love or attention. The use of the "y" is a nod to the word from which it is derived, "sympathy".

Jack: Hey, guys, I'm really not feeling the club tonight. I just don't feel great right now.

Tom: You know what, man, let's just go to the bar, open a tab, and talk it out.

Chris: It's a symping night, boys! Lay it all out, kings!

by akuwardmoments January 18, 2021

anal symphony

a blast from downstairs (aka. fart)

Shane tooted a loud sincere anal symphonic melody
"Oh did u hear about that performance at the myer music bowel? Shane conducted a stunning anal symphony there!"

by Arjit "Spicy Vindaloo" catalogue December 4, 2007

Mexican Symphony

When multiple people of Latino descent fart or take noisy shits at roughly the same time in a public restroom. Usually, these sounds will be prolonged or numerous, and the resulting stench has been known to kill.

"Man, don't go into the bathroom, the Mexican symphony is playing in there."

by SadPlanet September 27, 2011

Sympathy Queen

A girl who intentionally creates unfortunate circumstances in her life so she can announce them to her friends and gain sympathy from them.

Meri-Anne announced to everyone that she is an inconsiderate bitch and doesn't deserve any true friends. Her friends began to coddle her telling her not to be so hard on herself. Meri-Anne is a sympathy queen.

by Faker hater September 9, 2007

Symphoni

A sweet and gorgeous girl thats in love with music. She's seen thousands of movies. She loves reading books no matter the genre. She's always making people smile and always has a joke up her sleeve. She loves people even if they don't love her back.

She loves to hard but barely notices it. She can get played but still love the person. She's a loveable girl and cares for everyone she meets. She is a shy girl, but it takes certain people to break her shell.

Symphoni is a crazy and funny girl inside that shell.

by Symphoni November 22, 2016

sympathy card

The gesture towards egalitarianism made by a bartender or server when
he or she asks for ID from everyone in a group, even though only one person in
the group actually appears to be underage.

"Becca's 29, but since she looks like she's about 16, we all got the
sympathy card."

by Lindemann January 8, 2009

Symptom #5

Diarrhea, as it is the fifth symptom listed under Pepto Bismol's Symptom Rap.

Nausea
Heartburn
Indigestion
Upset Stomach
*Diarrhea*

I ate some wings at Gators Dockside and got some serious symptom #5 afterwards. And I didn't get dome.

by Suculant J April 7, 2010