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Brooklyn Subway manouver

The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.

It is performed by

Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.

It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.

This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.
Did you hear about the guy who died recently?

Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.

Really? At least his passing was graceful.
by Canadian newcomer October 25, 2017
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newyork subway

When a guy gets head in a publix bathroom while taking a shit.
"That newyork subway, Jessica gave me, made me blow a load. Mostly in the toilet though" -Eww I know its gross
by DamnBitchIzFine May 21, 2006
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A subway sandwich with mayonnaise

there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich
Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn
by Gerchigga eltingville June 27, 2017
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subway sleeping bag

Sitting between two guys in FUBU jackets on the subway. (Saturday Night Live, 5/7/11)
I got a nice nap on my way home because Jerome and Tyrone made a nice subway sleeping bag for me.
by funkypeepz June 1, 2011
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Subway Guy

The coolest guy in the world, likes subway, and knows EVERYTHING... pwns at CoD5 and every video game on the EARTH!!
by poppinjerad December 16, 2008
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Subway Straight Jacket

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!
by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013
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The Subway Effect 2.0

The feeling anyone feels when they only order a 6' inch at Subway. You always want the foot long, and feel vastly empty without it.
Jon only ordered a 6' inch that day, so they had to go back and eat some more Subway.
Similar to the Subway Effect.
However, the Subway Effect 2.0 is the craving for the extra 6 inches'
....
And yes that's what she said.
by Chancetime November 27, 2011
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