Stroking the cat

the act of female masterbation

"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"

by tnbabe April 29, 2015

Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.

Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

3 strokes

When you keep putting your dick in and out

He only put 3 strokes in her she couldn’t get pregnant

by Troubles September 11, 2020

Wash Strokes

When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.

I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.

I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Stroke Face

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke

" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

sex stroke

when a guy fails to climax because he is too tired to do so and ends up giving up altogether

Mitch was so tired after work that when he had sex with Kirsty, he ended up having a sex stroke.

by marcusnugg May 19, 2009

Stroked the mime

Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.

This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.

Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one

by HarvardProfessor3 July 20, 2010