No Stretch

No Stretch is when one is not stretching the truth. In other words, when one is not lying

Zach S: "I got rejected twice, no stretch"
Duke C: "I know bro, I feel you"

by ZS4LIFE April 22, 2020

A stretch

Doing a drug deal

I just come back from a stretch

by Karinpidh October 16, 2020

septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

by QuacksO June 1, 2021

Triple Stretch

When a female puts 3 dicks in her ass

She likes to get triple Stretch

by Nyrac July 30, 2023

yaoi stretch

To extend out your arms and turn your head slightly to covertly check that no one has noticed the illicit material (either written or visual) on your screen.

Having gotten so into her AO3 reading, Carol quickly did a yaoi stretch to see if her coworkers knew what she was reading.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.

by big crazy eddy February 11, 2025

ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.

bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!

by kornball May 14, 2025

Urban Stretch

In the height of summer, an act of sexual congress that takes place in a six story walk up without air conditioning wherein the penetrating partner places their member in the other participant while leaning backwards to make as little skin contact as possible.

Man, it was so hot last night I had to pull an Urban Stretch just to get a nut.

by StreetEtymologist. June 19, 2025