Grand Standing

To perform , show off.

Look at dude over there grand standing tryna impress allison. pshhhh

by Justin Kane February 19, 2009

Standing 69 Cartwheel

A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits a wall. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.

My favorite position is the Standing 69 Cartwheel it won me a talent show ribbon and I found out my peni can hold up 130 pounds HOLLA AT ME

by Anthony Manalo June 6, 2007

stenling

An abnormally long and thin penis that resembles a rod which is long in length but has a very small circumferance.

Richard can't satisfy his wife because he has a stenling.

by Appocolyptik December 13, 2006

streaking across the quad

To run naked across a large field-like common area, usually associated with a college campus.

I'm so drunk! Lets go streaking across the quad!

by aliclaire August 31, 2012

The Spreading Eagle

When one makes Eagle noises while spreading legs and flapping arms during sexual intercourse.

Hey, do you wanna try the spreading eagle tonight?
oooh, kinky

by Briget Smiles December 3, 2010

spreading joy

The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."

Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!

by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005

Spreading Crow

Spreading Crow is firmly spreading a hot babes ass cheeks and pounding her pooper.

"oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".

by CrowTime December 15, 2011