straps

Air Force One sneakers. The mid height sneaker has a strap on it. Thats why they call them straps.

Yo can I get those all white straps in a eight and a half?

by Dan Dillow February 16, 2005

Strays

Pubic hair that sneaks out of girls bathing suit or panties that is forgotten in the shaving process. Or a few mustache hairs that creep onto the lip of a dude.

Dude.... Check out Megan's strays. Fucking gross.

by dank1st December 9, 2008

Strasian

Strasian hair is achieved when rich white chicks (usually avid fans of The OC and Laguna Beach) use hair-straightening devices to the point their hair resembles the lifelessness only naturally achieved by Asian hotties.

Wow Jenna, your hair is so strasian today, can I borrow your GHD?

by Sares May 17, 2006

to strauss-kahn

to have sexual intercourse with the mother and the daughter, in a hardcore fashion way, but not necessarily at the same time. This word is the verbalization of the famous Portuguese expression "maravilha, maravilha, é tirar da mãe e meter na filha" which can be translated as "good, good, is to take it from the mother and to put it on the daughter."

I can´t wait to strauss-kahn your mom and sis!
Charlie Sheen is still strauss-kahning your mother and sister?
Nobody strauss-kahnt your mother and sister because they look like construction workers. (past)

by Sir Fuxalot July 21, 2011

strags

Melbourne-speak for struggling.

Ross can't get any action = He is strags for puss.

Tom got 2/84 in his maths exam = He is strags in maths.

Joe is a neville = He is strags in all ways conceivable.

by peekers April 15, 2008

Spaghetti Straps

Grab a butcher knife and begin to slice a penis into thin strands that look like spaghetti. You then wrap them around your own penis till it turns red to be the spaghetti strap sauce. Then take a photo and send it to the senior citizens you live close to.

I tried the Spaghetti Straps, im now a registered Sexual predator.

by Gorilla fingers lick me April 12, 2011

Cross the Streams

Crossing the streams: When you're urinating and defecating at the same time, and you maneuver your body just right so you can urinate on your feces while it's coming out.
This isn't a sexual act, but I'm sure someone can figure out a way.

"Dude, I just pissed on my shit while it was still coming out. It was awesome!"
"Yeah man, I cross the streams all the time."

by GhostGuyGGG July 19, 2009