Penguin Stance

A Wrestling term regarding thier stance, where one positions his/her body to look like a penguin. This stance requires legs to bent and elbows tucked into their hips, thus positioning their hands in front of there legs. Recent study has shown that not only has the penguin stance been rewarding wrestler with gold medals, but has also made then a 'Bad Ass'

Darn Coach, I beat this guy! His Penguin stance is impeccable.

by National Capital Wrestler March 5, 2014

bachelor stance

Choosing to eat at the counter when eating at the table is totally a feasible option.

Then he assumed the bachelor stance as he devoured the tacos

by PeterPiper March 4, 2015

Oscar Stacey

a very small boi that hasnt quite reached 5 foot tall, don't worry puberty will come soon

Oh shit Oscar Stacey you are one heck of a midget

by m3m3l0rdh34rthst0nepl4y3r May 28, 2018

Beaver stance

When a cat slumps over the arm of a sofa with its legs spreading.

Look over there, Jack is in his beaver stance

by Chasadia November 21, 2018

Shit Stancer

Someone who modyfies their car’s suspension to a desired lowered height, ei, bagged, slammed. Poorly done, with cheap parts from eBay, the common shit stancer or poser is looking to gain the most clout by posting their sacrilege to the gram, for all of the car community to see. You’ll often hear shit stancers from a mile away because their drive train and/or body panels scrape.

They’ll go through all that trouble for status; going sideways on driveways or speed bumps, like a woman with waaaaay tooo tall high heels, but hey, their Stilettos. Idk emoji

Dude bro 1:Yo!!!!! You’ve seen Ryan?

Dude bro 2: nahh, what’s up with him?

Dude bro 1: he modded his car, I saw it and was tight!

Dude bro 2: that shit stancer? Didn’t he modify a forester? Isn’t that his moms? Wow the only way that guy is gonna get laid if that girl is blind and deaf. She won’t hear or see what he did to that Subaru.

by ArmoredJelly March 14, 2019

Park Stacey

the wife of PARK JIMIN and LOVELY

gay cult leader
loves bretman rock more than yoyr cock

person : omg its park stacey! ew her edits are ugly
park stacey : eat your cock

by ksnsnsnsj April 16, 2020

Shaneon Stacey

A Shaneon Stacey is someone who enjoys working with timber, usually a ranga. This person often shows their fruity backside when explaining to a particular party/group.

Shaneon Stacey let's one loose in a wood work class.

by Atef Lord June 2, 2022