J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family

He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.

by B web December 27, 2009

Baboon Station

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.

T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.

by PandaJay March 08, 2015

Lactation Station

When a group of family members gather around a shirtless breastfeeding woman with no shawl and clap and cheer at the sight of her breasts as she records the event

Dam dude, did you see our new neighbors making a Lactation Station last night?

We should partake in a Lactation Station!

by Free;FreeBallin May 12, 2022

sloth station

A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.

Jake -Fuck im scattered cunt... Sam- should we pull out the sloth station? Jake- Does a bear crap in the woods?

by Melted yogurt September 25, 2020

griffin station

Former Group 935 facility on the moon, now radioactive dust where the Moon used to be.

Griffin station was destroyed because of Dr. Groph's lack of proper security measures

by Groph935115 December 13, 2016

Stool Station

N- The colon, or anus.

I held her down and plunged out her stool station.

by Carlitothecoloredkid June 11, 2022

gas station

an instrument of destruction; the choice weapon for multi-billion dollar industries in the USA.

They raise prices several times a day. Sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.

-Did you go get gas today at the gas station?
-No, it's too expensive. It's about $40 a gallon right now!
-Holy crap! I'd rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-Me too, man. Guys are more fun than going bankrupt.

by Raccooninabox November 19, 2006