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ghetto smurf

The ghetto smurf, is an ideal. It shows that men and smurfs can live together, co-exhisting together in the palace they call the ghetto. Together with their technologies they create a better world for the rest of their smurfy kind.

This idealogical haven does have some drawbacks. A massive amount of funds is spent aquiring paint oils in which the slather themselves before a ritual. These rituals praise their demigod mush-mush. Their rituals consist of smurf-tackular womanizing among the human population. When a subject is scored upon a great feast is held. This is obviosly a rare occasion.

The ghetto smurf high priest is normally defined by a birth mark in the shape of a green mushroom.

The ghetto smrufs are often hassled by the human population. Partly because they are blue, and act in frequent bursts of ganster lamarity. Many different tribes of smurf inhabit tea and cookie factories all over the world particularily in india.

Famous smurfs known among us are:

Snap Inlayo
Crackle Ich Us
Pop Spears
as well us Trugfor Buk-Buk the Tea Monster

We have discovered that the Boston Tea Party Act was, infact, a revolt against smurfkind. This insulted them, and drove them into underground mines and tea sweat shops
Check out that ghetto smurf!!!!!!!
by Ghetto Lance & Michell June 11, 2006
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Smurfing

Verb:
In forum usage, the act of a person using another login name to try to fool the forum populace that he/she is a different person. Usually occurs when the said person was recently blacklisted under a previous name, and is attempting to cover up or hide his/her new identity.
Boostd20PSI was smurfing the srtforums.com forums under his new alias, AnotherSlowSRT4. He was immediately blacklisted again.
by Rydiak September 20, 2004
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Smurfing

high ranked csgo players that rekZ small knoob in silver
omfg another guy smurfing FML
by meatspinned May 19, 2016
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SMURFING

Dividing a large amount of money into smaller sums to make money laundering easier.
(No joke man, I´ve been in the banking business for two years.)
The 1.500.000 Bucks of drug money were smurfed into batches of $50.000 each and declared as an automobile dealer´s cash flow.
by Alex the Bankster March 24, 2004
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ginger-smurf

"Samantha is the shortest person ever and should go back to living in that mushroom that she calls a home like the smurfs but she is not blue, she has red hair, damn ginger-smurfs.
by LaSala July 20, 2009
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Smurfs

Tiny blue humanoids that live in mushrooms
by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004
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