Spunk race

When a woman who has more than one guy on the go and wants a baby decides to 'let nature decide'. Often lets the guy with more cash think it's his when she gets up the duff.

Being white and blue eyed I didn't need a DNA to know the baby wasn't mine. Turned out my now ex was broody and seeing my black mate on the sly and decided to have a spunk race.

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Scandinavian Spunk Pirate

When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.

Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.

by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009

spunk drunk

getting drunk enough so you'll bang anybody who comes by your way.

Man, ya gotta get your bitch spunk drunk and dig the throbbin gizzle

by Rob D. August 17, 2003

Spunkgargleweewee

A term used to describe bland clones and unimaginative works in media.

This game is just another Spunkgargleweewee churned out for the masses.

by Dauntless Design Studio November 27, 2012

spunk guzzler

a promiscuous woman.

June is a right spunk guzzler, 5 blokes gave her a roasting last night.

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 7, 2005

Spunk Brother / Sister

A half sibling via your father

ie from his 'spunk donation'

usually applying to promiscuous men with more than one family.

I didn't know you had a brother/sister - Oh he's my "Spunk Brother / Sister"

Underlining the fact that the relationship is not a close one.

by Big Superfuzz April 2, 2009