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Screwellin

Glen: "hey davvid."
Davvid: "My polar bear got lymphoma."
Glen: "Screwellin."
by AmeliaPerfection June 3, 2011
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"You're Screwed" Circle

The process of trying to find a job after college in your field. You can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.
- I can't seem to find a teaching job to use this education degree with
- Dude, you're stuck in a "you're screwed" circle.
by Spike L. April 1, 2009
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Getting screwed

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.
John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011
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screwin

'i told her i was checkin her old guy, she was screwing when i left!'
by G*biatch June 7, 2005
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Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere
I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."
by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007
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i want to screw you

I want to screw you mean that the person that said it would fuck you really hard
by BigLongDick596 December 21, 2013
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I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.
Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.
by aeer June 12, 2011
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