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Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead
Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021
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Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught
Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.
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Ghetto spread

Term used for when a ghetto woman who opens her legs for the purpose of sexual intercourse
Man 1: Where were you last night
Man 2: I was getting some ghetto spread

Man 1: Nice bro, I see you
by manmytheffingloser September 4, 2021
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head spread

When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)
Matthew Perry had serious head spread between season 1 and the final season of Friends.
by Chainsawchelsea August 21, 2021
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Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread
by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018
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spreading stoke

The act of introducing people to Onewheel by sharing enthusiasm, teaching others to ride, passing along tips and tricks, and helping build the Onewheel community.
I was spreading stoke at the festival by piquing everyone’s interest as I floated past.
by #1Bodega July 29, 2020
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look spread

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.
A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.
by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015
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