Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores

He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.

by M.Noodle December 30, 2021

Shooting the piss

To fuck around, usually in a harmless and stupid way

Did you see that video with the boys doing that cake check? They were totally shooting the piss!

by NotAHorse07 August 3, 2022

train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013

accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.

My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

by Jackal007 December 1, 2013

Dry Shooting

When a young boy who hasn't gone through puberty tries to rub one out but there's nothing there.

"Jimmy why are you so tired?"
"I was up all night dry shooting"

by Trashythrashqueen June 27, 2016

Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.

Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.

by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021

school shooting

A normal hobby in America

man in school: shows the kids his hobby

the newspaper: school shooting yesterday 10 am

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022