Slurprise

When giving a blowjob and the guy ejaculates an unexpectedly large quantity of semen in the mouth of the one performing the act.

I had been away so long I had a field load on deck, when my girlfriend finally gave me a BJ she got a huge slurprise!

by commanderkeener September 15, 2009

Slurping Schlong

Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.

Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!

Bob: Dude that's my sister!

by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011

slurpee-fest

n. Blizzard or similar winter storm featuring sleet. Ambient temperature is usually warm enough for outdoor play.

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Sounds like a slurpee-fest is coming this weekend. Come on kids! Let's find the mitten box and warm up our snowball throwing arms.

Why does everything have to be a sport with you? And who even has a "mitten box"?

by gnostic 2 February 27, 2014

slurpe

When a girl licks another's vagina very hard and she does it back

Hey do you like a nice smooth Slurpe?

by The sloppyjoe 69 November 19, 2014

slurpee saturday

a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout

You are such a slurpee saturday.

by Juicey boi December 20, 2017

Slurpie

When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie

Damn my girl did a slurpie on me🤤

by Oofmad November 11, 2018

Slurped Up

Being drunk and or hammered to point where you're almost blacked out, but can still remember bits and pieces.
Slurped the state of being destroyed.

Last night my nigga john and I where rolling at this club and we got slurped up.
Me and my friends get slurped up on the weekends.

by Xcfirecraft June 5, 2019