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Tit splooge

When excess fat and skin from your boobs hangs over the top of your bra.
Nancy's Tit splooge makes me want to gag.
by Megzors May 4, 2006
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The Splooge Mcduck

It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.
I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.
by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012
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turbo splooge

When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh
hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.
by andrewp November 20, 2007
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Dry Splooge

When you splooge so much, you run out of splooge
When World of Warcraft came out, I got so excited and splooged so much it was eventually dry splooge.
by Nerdrowwilson1 February 18, 2009
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magma splooge

A misshapen of sexual intercourse, when a mans erection tears the skins of the inner vagina, when seamen exits the vagina, the seamen is orange and red, the color of magma
Man I was doing this chick last night and I got a magma splooge, and then I got the fuck out of there.
by The man of power October 22, 2015
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Quantum Splooge

The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.
(Wanks)

“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged
by Grant Hansen July 10, 2018
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scuba splooge

a term used to describe when someones ejaculates underwater.
Did you see that chick, she was so hot that I scuba splooged in the pool.
by Outkast with a K November 22, 2004
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