sploink

1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization

didnt u hear i want to sploink you

by haskinzzz59 July 7, 2009

sploitz

Cooler than cool. Hotter than hot. Neater than neat. Tittier than tit. Sploitz is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the ultimate form.

Looks at amazingly cool cup at banquet table. "Man, that cup is sploitz!"

by MrWhistler July 4, 2005

Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.

Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."

by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010

splinter cell

1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.

2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.

Man they released another stealth game but it was a total splinter cell.

by Jebbedo May 4, 2009

splints

a bastard

Don't fuck with Splints!

by Tommy Vercetti January 9, 2004

sploiting

To betray your allies, To shoot down your own teammates.

"You guys are Sploiting, Im BLUE!"

"Blue? haha not anymore" >:)

by Highspeedlimo January 14, 2009

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015