SGS (Spanking Groin Station)

Walking in on someone while they are pleasuring themselves in the workplace.

I went into Larry's office late last night and he was pulling off a SGS (Spanking Groin Station).

by Thomas Jorgensen May 4, 2007

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Planking

The absolute stupidest shit ever. Come on, who finds this entertaining? I'd rather get my face ground off with fine-grit sandpaper. Slowly.

If you were wondering what it actually is, it's just a bunch of wierdos who have nothing to do but find the most weird-ass places to lay face-down. I saw this guy planking on the top of a McDonald's sign once. Just don't plank, it's so stupid and makes you look like a loser. Don't even get me started with owling.

Person 1:*planking*
Person 2:*suicide*

by Leo Stark July 22, 2011

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Spankin

Popping a toddler's hand with a hairbrush when he's in trouble

You're getting a spankin for drawing on that brand new wall!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

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Planking

When a person lays down straight with hands next to them on any object and poses for a picture to upload online and get a risk rating. Can be done singular or in groups.

Did you hear about that guy who died planking?

by MRAwesome. June 9, 2011

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spanking

A stop by a police unit, usually a state trooper, for a traffic violation

He got a spanking for driving 20 mph over the speed limit.

She got a spanking for running a red light.

by Bed time September 15, 2010

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Slinking

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and throwing it at another person for sexual gratification.

Janice loves Steve slinking on her tits.

Dave slinked all over his girlfriends face

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

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Jenga Planking

When multiple individuals assume the original planking position is order to,
A) Gather as many naked individuals in one go and see who falls first
or
B) Just to have a massive planking session

Dude 1: How was Jenga last night with the bros??

Dude 2: Yeah man, we mixed it up and played Jenga Planking! I was winning too until Jamal mounted me and we toppled.

by Jengawhore December 24, 2010

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