Spritzer Monkey

A monkey that is employed to spritz its employer with water on hot days.

"My Spritzer Monkey really comes in handy on these hot, summer nights!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007

Spitzed

to be shit on and or denied after trying to ask out a girl over a text

James just got spitzed when Mia completely shut him down after he asked her out over a text (fag)

by Mia Spitz December 24, 2009

Switzerland

1) A small landlocked country in Europe.
2) Being neutral.

1) Dude im going to Switzerland this summer!
2) Im going Switzerland on this one.

by Holyswagness December 9, 2013

Switzerland

A neutral zone u take when ur friends r in a fight and want u to choose sides.

Person 1: "dude did u see the fight at last night's party?"
Person 2: "Yes! That was intense! The guys r asking me to choose sides do"
Person 1: "I'm being switzerland, I'm not taking any part in this!"

by French girl October 25, 2014

Amanda Switzer

Heey Guurl, I know you're reading this, and I'm gonna be watching you smile ;) BUT HEY first onee :)

Amanda Switzer is reading it right now!

by GobbleGobble3000 August 22, 2012

watermelon pit spitter

its a disturbing , offense slang word for a black person

Omfg your such a fucking watermelon pit spitter

by scucato May 12, 2011

Urban dic spitter

A person that rejects potential Urban Dictionary definitions

Thanks for your definition of 'urban dic spitter'!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

by MrGS March 9, 2013