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South Asian Spice Trader

When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.
Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!
by JMSNyo July 12, 2016
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Spicer

Rare last name given long ago to the man with the largest penis by the Gods. (around 2050B.C.)This man has passed on the name through generations of kids.

Throughout folk lore and legends, historians have found records of later generations of Spicer's that have helped other people. One such story is where a Spicer decendant saved a whole village from an avalanche by getting an erection and stopping the snow. However, his penis got really cold and quickly shrank. But, everyone escaped before it shrank, letting the snow crush the now uninhabited town. That Spicer was regarded as a hero for saving the townspeople. Despite misconceptions, few people know that a Spicer decendant actually parted the Red Sea, not Moses. The Spicer simply got an erection and all the people walked on his dick and across the Red Sea

Sadly, today no living relatives of this man are known. If anyone were to know this modern day decendant, then they should immediately start worshiping that person.

Dick and trevor go together forever!
Trevor: OMG! There's a Spicer! I am going to worship you and give you free blowjobs!

Chris: Me too! I'll pay you to let me suck your cock!
by ChiknFriedRice December 17, 2008
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bosh spice

a term coined by the great espn analyst skip bayless. the ter, refers to lack of toughness or the overall "softness" of the former toronto raptor and current miami heat power forward chris bosh.
person 1: u saw how the cryami heat choked in the 2011 finals?

person 2: yeah man, that fool chris bosh didnt even make it to the locker room after the game, he fell on his knees and cried in the tunnel.

person 1: tsk tsk tsk.......BOSH SPICE!!!

person 2 : LIKE A BOSH!!!
by BOSH SPICE June 16, 2011
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Spice Boy

Spice boys usually dress smart, although wearing plain white sleeveless vests is common.
Spice boys usually spend hours styling thier bleached blonde hair and try to look perfect.
They also think they are great at everything and every girl wants them, although this is just to lead others into a false sense of security so they can hide thier homosexual needs.
"Hey look over there at those spice boys! Getting thier ears peirced, smelling each others hair and taking part in other homosexual activities."
by Robb Jones September 19, 2009
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Spice Girl Effect

The Spice Girl Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a male sees a group of young females and perceives them to be attractive, when they are not. Upon closer examination of each female, the male can realize the truth of the situation.
1. John was very intimidated as he was walking towards the five girls until he realized he had become a victim of the Spice Girl Effect.

2. I just got Spice Girled!
by Rat_Fink February 20, 2009
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spiced cider

When an individual pours the beverage of choice down the shaft of their standing partner's erect penis. Said person then drinks the beverage as it drips off the balls.
Bobby: "No offense, dude, but your breath smells like balls."

Billy: "Sorry, man. I had some spiced cider this morning."
by urban donk December 30, 2011
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pumpkin spiced

Wow, I just saw two white girls fighting over a pumpkin spiced Frappuccino.
by OneBadJedi December 12, 2013
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