Sperm for dinner 

A pile of sperm at the dinner table

for example mike took a massive scoop of sperm for dinner

Sperm for dinner by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020

Sperm whale 

Whalecum,also a crazy thing my friend pk says-

Sperm bee

no sperm whale

Sperm whale by MisakiiChan March 11, 2021

Sperm Spritzer 

The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.

Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER

Sperm Spritzer by bunghole bandit April 9, 2010

Sperm Slide 

The tantalizing protrusion of the pelvic bone.

Usually seen right above the underwear line of a fit individual.

Jaque check out that sperm slide -- it's so inviting!

Sperm Slide by ThomasPickles May 22, 2010

sperm globes 

balls
nuts
place where sperm are stored

-Ohhh! Right in the sperm globes!!

sperm globes by blu3hat October 9, 2010

Sperm Donor

A man that fathers a child but basically doesn't do much else.

"Why don't you ask your husband to watch the kids for girls night out?" Girl #1 asks.

"Girl please. He aint no daddy, he's just a sperm donor. I'll see if I can get a sitter." Girl # 2 says.

Sperm Donor by Bollywood Beast June 12, 2011

sperm bank 

A woman of loose morals, who engages in promiscuous sexual activity.

Oh man...Lucy is your sister-in-law? That chick is a walking sperm bank!

sperm bank by antraeindubh March 31, 2004