Spaz Dick

When the penis begins to shake and pee blood

Friend 1: “Dude you won’t believe what happened last night in bed.”

Friend 2:” what happened bro?”

Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”

Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”

by Yeaandlaws1200 April 19, 2024

Cock Spaz

The highest tier of spastic and retardation

“That guy is a real cock spaz man”

by Cock spaz co creator February 27, 2022

spaz finger

The moment when a finger does an involuntary movement that results in an unwanted outcome

Whilst trying for the perfect tee shot, an outbreak of Spaz Finger meant the ball did not land as expected

by Dredded Joe August 23, 2017

Spaz

Spaz‚ short for Franchi SPAS-12 is a combat shotgun designed and manufactured by the Italian firearms company Franchi from 1979 to 2000. It is known for its distinctive appearance and dual-mode operation, allowing the user to switch between semi-automatic and pump-action firing modes. This feature made it versatile for both military/law enforcement use and situations where less-lethal ammunition (like rubber bullets) might be used, which typically don't cycle semi-automatic actions reliably.

Bro did you really pull out a Spaz in the news?

by shaodwoz June 21, 2025

cum spaz

When you ejaculate and you have a spazm over how good it felt...

"Oh my god, I think i'm cumming. Oh eeh yeseseseses eeheeheeheeh. I just became a cum spaz

by I am the one dont weigh a ton January 6, 2017

horny spaz

Any person or animal that only thinks focuses and has extreme excitement over Sex or anything sexual related

“YO that guy won’t stop pestering that girl to go home with him, Yeah! He’s a Horny spaz he has no control”

by anonymous October 2, 2023

Spaz

To berate, curse out.

Chauncey stole money out my wallet and i spazzed on him.

by JinkiesJesus August 3, 2022