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spastitute

A spastic who's general lack of self esteem and rock bottom economic /social standing has ultimately led them into proistitution and or drug addiction. Having arisen as a direct result of the global econoimic recession spastitutes now have a niche market in the world of prostitution often with client bases consisting of the rich, famous and powerful. It is rumoured that 3 spastitutes actually have a hidden bum dungeon 30 feet below the house of commons.
Hello their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?

Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.
by necromancer March 6, 2012
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Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 20, 2012
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Spatty Wong

When a woman (or man) gives a sloppy blowjob and smacks their lips when they go down. Normally saliva is excreted from the deliverers mouth.
Man 1: "Dude, she gave me a spatty wong!"

Man 2: "Fuck yeah, I am jealous of you!"
by CocainumExpress July 21, 2015
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Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.
by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016
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Stasty

A combination of "the smell" & "how tasty" a product
The stasty of Cranberry juice is rotten
by Hercules81 May 20, 2017
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spasti

It's when someone behaves like an idiot, or doesn't understand what's going on.
Larry ist 1 Spasti.
by SeratoxHD July 25, 2017
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Snasty

She was in a mood and acting Snasty!”
by Foxyface September 24, 2017
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