A spastic who's general lack of self esteem and rock bottom economic /social standing has ultimately led them into proistitution and or drug addiction. Having arisen as a direct result of the global econoimic recession spastitutes now have a niche market in the world of prostitution often with client bases consisting of the rich, famous and powerful. It is rumoured that 3 spastitutes actually have a hidden bum dungeon 30 feet below the house of commons.
Hello their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?
Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.
Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.
by necromancer March 6, 2012
Get the spastitute mug.Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 20, 2012
Get the Spastic Coupon mug.Related Words
When a woman (or man) gives a sloppy blowjob and smacks their lips when they go down. Normally saliva is excreted from the deliverers mouth.
by CocainumExpress July 21, 2015
Get the Spatty Wong mug.by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016
Get the Spastic head mug.The stasty of Cranberry juice is rotten
by Hercules81 May 20, 2017
Get the Stasty mug.by SeratoxHD July 25, 2017
Get the spasti mug.by Foxyface September 24, 2017
Get the Snasty mug.