sommerfeld

A big dick red head. Doesn't talk but hates the word kidney. He is short with a block shaped head. He sounds smart but inside is very dumb. Sommerfeld usually sucks a kids dick in class and is nicknamed the cumdemon. This jedi knight cum sucking king usually gets all the girls and has a body count of 5000.

This kid sommerfeld is imbarrasing me

by Big dick Jackson October 23, 2020

Pet Sumner

North Carolina hick. Loves basketball. Has a hot gf. Amazing friend. Loaded. Drives Mercedes. Southern swag. Takes care of the drunk and needy. Likes chocolate cake. Straightedge. His roommate sleeps with everyone, even though he's not hot. Nice smile. Jams out to awesome music. Sometimes eats shit playing basketball and gets bruises his back. loves his fellow puringtonites <3

There are no other examples of Pet Sumner

by npnleklh November 6, 2010

somerfield

the most dominating supermarket in the world.

" man , somerfield is so great"

by MG99 September 2, 2004

sooner

A whining individual who cannot accept an outcome that does not go their way. One who will not stop bitching until even those that were on their side wish that the Sooner would just shut up. Other synonyms include whiner, crybaby, embarassment to football.

The Sooners lost to Oregon and haven't stopped complaining since. Perhaps they should pay more attention to the salary their starting quarterback receives at a car dealership (severe cheating) and less attention to a couple of miscalls.

by Jaheim September 22, 2006

Somerset

A complete shithole full of white, middle aged, inbred spastics.

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)

Cows outnumber humans.

Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.

- You’re from Somerset aren’t you?

-Oo-arr I’m from Zummerset innit

-You can’t speak properly, can you?

-‘hat’s cos oi’m inbred innit

by BarronB April 18, 2019

soner

a half-erect penis. combination of "semi" and "boner." see also partial

"I would totally get up to change the channel but I've got a soner."

by Cosmo April 29, 2004

somerfield

a small and hiigh quality supermarket in the UK

by s November 2, 2003