Silencer

A dirty sock that is slid over the top of your cock to catch jiz, while jerking it.

1) Dude, dont touch that sock, I just used it as a silencer.

by Doodle sack November 28, 2007

Awkward silence

When a gay baby is born the world has an awkward silence.

My brother was born while there was an awkward silence. hence he is now gay.

by Rene Sydney T. August 10, 2006

radio silence

Keep something secret; don't let the word spread.

About that book you're going to publish: radio silence on the sale date. We don't want a stampede at the bookstore!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

silence

davids middle name. he wrote the book on silence

david silence cast.....

by webster January 13, 2005

sometimes silence

thinking and chewing on what in the world i could type that would be of minimal interest to you so that it may benefit you in whatever way. dear noé, sometimes its not words thatll do. its not the power of what words can ignite nor the beauty of our fantasies they nurture, as unique a word's skill it may be, sometimes you just wanna lay next to the one you adore, be silent, be near, there. find the poem in the breathing and the touching you know? in being together. I fear you may forget that kind of beauty.

sometimes silence
kiss
hands
skin
eyes
beauty

by Krkič September 22, 2019

The Right to Pee-Silence

1. The right one has for an experience which is free from all language at the urinal, as it is socially unfathomable to talk to the guy standing next to you at the urinal, or worse the next stall over.

2. The right to pee without the expectation of conversation of any kind.

1. Dude, I was at a business meeting and my boss came in while I was taking a leak, and started chatting me up. I guess he doesn't know that we all have "The Right to Pee-Silence", what an asshole.

2. I was taking a monster leak, and the guy next to me asked me what time it was. i said WTF Chuck, haven't you heard of " The Right To Pee-Silence."?

by scottrude May 31, 2010

Irish Silencer

Kissing a bald man on the forehead to get him to stop telling you his life story

"If Gary tries roping you into one of his stories, just hit him with an Irish Silencer."

by Irishsilencer March 9, 2019