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Slashbook Pro

The indented opening tab on a Macbook Pro has corners so sharp you can slash a wrist on it

Apple is known to be meticulous about design except for this one main feature & the irony is, it's positioned exactly where your wrists rest

A Slashbook Pro could also can be referred to as Emo Tech
Friend: "Dude have you gone all Emo?"

Self: "Nah mate, those wrist scars are from my Slashbook pro"
by theflb June 15, 2011
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Splash-Caf

A coffee order where just a splash of regular caffeinated coffee is added to a decaf coffee
Hey, Miss Baristalicious, I'm on my third one today. Can I just get a Splash-Caf?
by MiniSodaBiggiePop2012 March 20, 2012
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splash a text

When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person
"Why don't you just text her and see what she is doing?" "Alright fine, I'll splash a text to her"
by chudgin_along December 6, 2014
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SplashBerry

When a female ejaculates while on her period leaving a bloody disarray for her sexual partner.
"Ben: Dude how was last night with Rachel!?
Josh: Don't ask!!!
Ben:why, what happened?
Josh: I got SplashBerry in my eye!!!"
by Ihopper December 28, 2014
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Splash Fart

I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.

I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.
by Underpants_man July 4, 2016
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splash n rash

The act of giving a handjob in a public pool.
I saw derek getting a splash n rash the other day in the wave pool .

Callum keeps itching his junk, must of been from that splash n rash he got last week.
by YourLocalGrower November 17, 2016
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Soash

When two men or two women both enter separate bathroom stalls next to one another and have a general conversation about life. It's never about the situation of partaking in a soash or the shitting itself... just a generalized conversation.
This is mostly done among high school students at a set time, during class, never at breaks as you need your privacy when soashing. Although soashing is usually planned it can occur randomly with a friend you just happen to meet while taking a shit.
Dude Bro 1: Hey bro, 11:30 soash?

Dude Bro 2: You know it!
by Rizer Rizzle December 21, 2018
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