To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.
Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed”
Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020
Get the soft head mug.Masturbation of or a hand job performed on a soft, flaacid penis. Remains soft and unerect and unable to nut.
I passed out last night doing a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Get the Soft Jerk mug.Larissa is the definition of a soft girl.
•soft
•cute
•lovely
•has much love to give
(And she has a dog named murphy)
•soft
•cute
•lovely
•has much love to give
(And she has a dog named murphy)
by Bloodyvladi December 29, 2020
Get the Soft Girl mug.A jack of some trades, a jerk off of all of them. Not necessarily a bad thing, but to be a soft expert is to be someone who knows a little about everything. I myself am a soft expert.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
“Yo that kid Nick is kind of a jerkoff.”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
by YungGucci April 14, 2021
Get the soft expert mug.A person, usually a man, who lacks strength of character, or who is an easy touch for a sob story, or who cannot be relied on to take decisive action. Usually a sycophant.
The boss asked us to work on Saturday, and my supervisor didn't stand up to him and argue. What a soft cock.
by Beechmere May 27, 2006
Get the soft cock mug.A fizzle that occurs over a couple days where someone starts to text you less and less frequently until eventually it’s a total ghost
by Mkat February 11, 2019
Get the soft ghost mug.Prison slang for someone who’s easily beaten down or taken advantage of.
Primarily used by prisoners doing time at Pelican Bay State Prison, in California.
Primarily used by prisoners doing time at Pelican Bay State Prison, in California.
by chingon420 May 27, 2006
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