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bone smuggler

someone who has sexual intercourse with someone else currently dating a third party.
So if Bridget and Robert are dating and Bridget and Marty are boning, then Marty is the smuggler, Brigdet is the smugglee, and Robert is getting smuggled. Marty is bone smuggler.
by Jon Ringo September 20, 2008
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Smaggle

The act of haggling someone with sexual favors. Persuading them to give you something by seducing them. Often used by students, renters, etc.
She wouldn't give me the remote so I smaggled her for it. Afterwards though, I didn't really need it. I crashed and she watched whatever she watches at night.

Mrs. Anderson wouldn't give me an A on my paper because she said there were too many loose ends. So I smaggled her to bump it up to at least a B+. I probably could have gotten an A if I had an extra inch or two.

I bought this book the other day "Smaggle" it teaches you about the art of using sex to get what you want.
by Anonymystical January 20, 2012
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love smuggler

A term, coined by Shakespeare describing a person (usually of male gender)who willingly accepts a gift of love wee (sperm) into their love cave (anus). Upon receival, it is usually stored in the same region as a concealed drug, which often leads to confusion and embarrassment at customs.
Lady Macbeth: Out, damned spot! out, I say! Thou art the spot of a love smuggler!
by Barrington Cockpiss April 26, 2006
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ganja-smuggler

That guy sells mad herb, hes a serious ganja smuggler.
by eternalcrux December 12, 2003
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smaggle

To smaggle is to waggle your rear end while discoing. It's a very common action among people who are not so great at dancing.
Darron: Dude, did you see what Clara did at the dance?!

Joe- Oh god, I know right! She did a smaggle because she was so happy after Chris asked her to dance!!
by yukialicious July 26, 2011
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Wok Smuggler

A person with a pot belly, which resembles them smuggling an overturned wok under their t-shirt.
"Has he put on weight or is he just smuggling a Wok under his shirt"
"Oi Wok Smuggler... you need to loose some weight"... "leave my Wok alone!!!"
by Kerbie_2009 February 5, 2009
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