Smidget

A small bit of something.

Sometimes, I like to add a smidget of sugar in my tea.

by LaLaLambchop28 October 7, 2008

car singer

a person that only sings when he or she is driving alone

I'm the best car singer in the world whenever I drive back home from Laredo.

by hardhitr3 August 7, 2009

a smidge of midgets

a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).

I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.

by azalea May 13, 2005

Salty yoghurt slinger

crude reference to a man's genitalia and its mechanical ability to evacuate a semi viscous gloop bearing a visual resemblance to said yoghurt. possesses a distinctly saline taste one hears

"i was whacking one out of the old salty yoghurt slinger and i thought i had busted a nut"

by Mutts February 11, 2005

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.

When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

ring stinger

What is caused by consuming a large amount of chilli like substances.

Had a big chow on the chilli last night and look da fuck out, me got da ring stinga

by zeilich February 8, 2005

itailian mud slinger

when a man is having anal sex with his women ( or bitch ) he shits into his hand and throws it as hard as he can at the back of her head

i gave that bitch an itailian mud slinger last night

by nickhaglund May 5, 2009