Martin or Smartin Soldo (it depends on what hairstyle he has) is my short, big ass, smelly feet cousine. He is not very good at school because he is not very smart. He's got cute baby-face and some freckles on nose. Some girts find it cute (like me, because he is my cousine, my brother, my life) but most of them don't. The thing that girls like about him is that he plays handball. He is goal keeper and often get's a ball in his head (but that doesn't matter because his head is unusable).
by SMartin 2403 April 9, 2022
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Word derived from the people of former Sparta, that in history lived a very harsh and luxury deprived lifestyle .
Word derived from the people of former Sparta, that in history lived a very harsh and luxury deprived lifestyle .
In modern terms somebody that sleeps on a Yoga mat and finds box spring beds uncomfortable - Spartanish
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Someone who never likes your post or pics they only comment to be a smartass or to try to prove tou wrong.
by Tabbywhacker December 26, 2016
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Get the The Spartan Drop mug.A person who posts or says things (usually in reaction to something they know nothing about) in an attempt to seem smart and decides whether they were correct based on the consensus of people around them.
Guy: holy shit social media is full of schrödinger’s smartasses.
Bruh: what do you mean?
Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.
Bruh: what do you mean?
Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.
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Get the Schrödinger’s Smartass mug.The original meaning of a smart ass in common terminalogy is a person who "thinks they know" how to do or what to do and tries to inject their opinion or effort "thinking they know better, when they really don't.
A dumbass is a person who "doesn't know" how to do or what to do and tries to either inject their opinion or effort not knowing what they are doing.
Don't believe me as someone who has true intellect that is older then 80yrs and they can tell you I am speaking what they learned. I was young and asked many people who all were my grandparents age, I am 39 currently and I am said to have an old soul however that is a phrase for wisdom beyond my years. Meaning I collected knowledge form people quite q bit older to have an understanding of the true definition of words we have since lost our foundation and it would be nice to get it back or retain what little we still have here in the USA
A dumbass is a person who "doesn't know" how to do or what to do and tries to either inject their opinion or effort not knowing what they are doing.
Don't believe me as someone who has true intellect that is older then 80yrs and they can tell you I am speaking what they learned. I was young and asked many people who all were my grandparents age, I am 39 currently and I am said to have an old soul however that is a phrase for wisdom beyond my years. Meaning I collected knowledge form people quite q bit older to have an understanding of the true definition of words we have since lost our foundation and it would be nice to get it back or retain what little we still have here in the USA
Jeff gets a prefab item that looks simple to put together, the instructions are in the box, he puts it together before reading the instructions and has left over pieces, he doen't know where they go.
(when all else fails read the instructions Smartass)
Phil gets the same prefab item and instuctions, he reads the instructions and doesn't understand what the instrucions are saying and still tries to put it together and has the same left over pieces.
(when all else fails and the instructions are beyond your grasp ask for help Dumbass)
Jerry gets the same prefab item and instructions and follows the directions, he has no left over pieces when it is completed. He comments on Phil as a Smartass and Jeff as a Dumbass and says your both stupid. Therefore he is a Wiseass and a Jackass for the uncalled for commentary, with the smartaleck remarks.
(when all else fails read the instructions Smartass)
Phil gets the same prefab item and instuctions, he reads the instructions and doesn't understand what the instrucions are saying and still tries to put it together and has the same left over pieces.
(when all else fails and the instructions are beyond your grasp ask for help Dumbass)
Jerry gets the same prefab item and instructions and follows the directions, he has no left over pieces when it is completed. He comments on Phil as a Smartass and Jeff as a Dumbass and says your both stupid. Therefore he is a Wiseass and a Jackass for the uncalled for commentary, with the smartaleck remarks.
by Grandpa Jones April 2, 2011
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"Dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."
by kevin03246 March 31, 2009
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