1. A better alternative to the "punch buggy"/"slug bug" game. Instead of yelling "punch buggy"/"slug bug" when a Volkswagen bug is seen, you yell "smart car!" and proceed to kick the nearest person in the nuts, even if you are driving or the nearest person to you is driving. If the person who is to be kicked is a girl, a kick in the ovaries works just as well.
2. A phrase shouted when an awkward silence needs to be broken.
2. A phrase shouted when an awkward silence needs to be broken.
1.Jon: "Hey, isn't that one of those new fuel-efficient...
Maddy:"SMART CAR!!!" *kicks Jon in nuts*
Jon: *writhing in pain* Aaaahhhhh!!! I should have said it first!
2. *Awkward silence*...
Kenny: Smart Car!
Maddy:"SMART CAR!!!" *kicks Jon in nuts*
Jon: *writhing in pain* Aaaahhhhh!!! I should have said it first!
2. *Awkward silence*...
Kenny: Smart Car!
by nukums6 March 30, 2009
Get the smart carmug. A person who is wise to the ways of both the streets and to the general ways of how to read situations, street smart people tend to be predominantly from larger cities but not exculusively so, they often can use these skills in business and in social settings,
a street smart person tends to understand others have their own interests 1st and yours second, while a non street smart will take things at face value a street smart will ask what does this person have to gin by lieing to me,
by derbytilson August 27, 2015
Get the street smartmug. The British or Commonwealth English counterpart of the American English "smart ass" (probably the form in which it was invented, before being borrowed back into British English).
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
"Oh, Alice, you're such a smart ass."
"Actually, Bob, I would prefer to be insulted using the correct, British English pronunciation: 'smart arse'."
"But, Alice, I think you'll find 'arse' has been pronounced 'ass' since at least Shakespeare's time, and therefore far pre-dates the division of English into British and American variants."
"Actually, Bob, I would prefer to be insulted using the correct, British English pronunciation: 'smart arse'."
"But, Alice, I think you'll find 'arse' has been pronounced 'ass' since at least Shakespeare's time, and therefore far pre-dates the division of English into British and American variants."
by Osric_of_O February 7, 2010
Get the smart arsemug. Order of dress between Business Attire and Casual.
For men, this consists of a collared shirt with jacket without a tie. The pattern and colour of the jacket do not have to match with the pants.
For women, this order of dress offers a wide range of options. Skirt or pants are both fully acceptable. Jacket is optional.
Smart Casual is another way of saying no jeans and T-Shirt.
Wear business clothes in a relaxed fashion.
For men, this consists of a collared shirt with jacket without a tie. The pattern and colour of the jacket do not have to match with the pants.
For women, this order of dress offers a wide range of options. Skirt or pants are both fully acceptable. Jacket is optional.
Smart Casual is another way of saying no jeans and T-Shirt.
Wear business clothes in a relaxed fashion.
by F B May 25, 2008
Get the Smart Casualmug. by Anonymous July 11, 2003
Get the smart partsmug. knowing about all things sexual. The most effective contracepion, love, relationships, sex toys ect. contrary to popular to what many think most porn stars are not dumb, some having a high I.Q.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009
Get the Porn smartsmug. beverages sold with the marketing pitch that they improve cognition, alertness, and/or brain function
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
Get the smart drinksmug.