Slurpee bitch

When you throw a slurpee at someone through their car window and yell slurpee bitch

*hits someone with slurpee through car window* “SLURPEE BITCH”

by Poopdealer123 July 24, 2019

Slurpie

Typically a woman who would give oral sex in exchange for cannabis/marijuana

Patricia is a slurpie

by 4ourty5ive November 17, 2019

slurpee szn

that time of the year where you'd rather drink slurpees all day rather than water

Yoo brad, you wanna come to to 7-eleven with me, its slurpee szn

by Ash-wine April 6, 2020

Scurple

The art of screeching to the top of your lounges until your larynx commits suicide.

Jeff: Man I was scurple-ing all night last night.

by The chickening May 5, 2020

Spurple

The act of a croud running away as the cops pull up.

When the cops pull up you yell spurple and people scatter.

by Davo quavo November 10, 2020

slurpee_gaming

Hot and sexy and cool. Man who never misses and only takes W’s. This man is the next great big thing to happen in this world and his favorite mutual is @cloud_is_dead. They are the most sexiest human being to walk on this earth.

Person 1: omg did u see that I became mutuals with someone famous?
Person 2: who????
Person 1: slurpee_gaming of course! 😱😱

by Yomomma69gangsta February 22, 2021

Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021