happy slapping

happy slapping is the act of hitting/slapping someone wile recording it on a camera phone. Very popular with chavs, who think they are cool. If a chave ever happy slapps you, crack his motherfucking skull open and/or blow his head off with a shot gun. Be prepared if you see a chave with a camera phone, be ready to crack him in the jaw.

chav: hey lets go Happy Slapping.
chav 2: Yo totaley.
guy: (after being slapped) What the fuck you gonna die now, you son of a bitch (grabs knife and stabs chav in the brain through eye socket).

by K-man2 May 10, 2006

Slapper

A slut

Usually cake faced and guzzling cum you will find a slapper in the middle of the night at nightclubs trying to score some cock.

by loffice August 25, 2011

Slappys

The act of hauling ass on your skateboard and slapping it into a curb at an angle that gets you on top of it and grinding. There are many variations but a true slappy involves speed and grinding...John Lucero, Ricky Winsor, Natas Kaupas and many others are known slappy legends.

Dude..go grab a twelve pack and we'll do slappys on that red curb.

by Monty Grind December 17, 2012

getting bitch slapped by a penguin

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).

Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!

by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006

slappa doo

when you slap a bitch so hard they go "doo!"

i slappa doo'd the shit outta that bitch...

by teli August 10, 2006

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

tit-slapping

Tit-slapping is a sadistic fetish of slapping a woman's breasts for sexual arousal. It is one of the Japanese fetishes imported into American mainstream fetish porn. One western form features woman on woman tit slapping in a cat-fight scenario. A more sadistic form features a bound woman with large breasts being subjected to violent breast slapping, twisting, pulling and pinching, resulting in tears, obvious pain, discoloration and bruising to the breast. It is a form of sadistic humiliation.

John had to engage in tit-slapping his girl friend's big pendulous breasts in order to get an erection before they had sex.

by Toryu88 September 13, 2016