shmammered

shmammed
hammered, shitted, and smashed

i got so friekin shmmered last night

by ak123 September 25, 2004

slammed

Having a car lowered to an extreme. Bumpers,side skirts, or frame very close to the ground.

That Accord is Slammed Slick... Frame is on the ground man!!

by D-Show March 9, 2003

oreo slammer

To shit in a girls vagina, cum into it and mix it around with your penis

Did you hear alex gave Jessica an oreo slammer?

by Alex Nate April 20, 2008

Slammer

a huge party, a blow out

I am going to a slammer tonight.

by carlie3 September 19, 2007

slammer

shot of alcohol

'let's do slammers'

by lou February 14, 2004

double handed booty slammer

a sexual position so mysterious, that after using it, you wake off the jersey turnpike with a sundress on. it is a very dangerous thing to attempt.

I remember the last time I gave my girlfriend the ole double handed booty slammer. It took me a month to hitchhike home.

by Long February 12, 2005

Sammered

A state of extreme drunkeness, often due to excessive amounts of sambucca

My god, she was absolutely sammered last nite

by Scottrick July 13, 2006