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Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally
You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”
by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019
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slammered

When you are so drunk you are both “slammed” and “hammered
“I drank too much man, i’m totally slammered”
by #soslamed February 16, 2024
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Icelandic slammer

Gay slang for a giant ice cold wet and soggy dick.
“Bro last night I got an Icelandic slammer from someone at the nightclub!”
by fireatlas91_ May 13, 2023
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lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite May 23, 2018
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wet slammer

A sex act where a male tapes 3 wet hot dogs to his penis and slams it into a girl’s butthole
Hey Tim, Brooke was being a bitch so I gave her a wet slammer.
by Alex Smearman December 6, 2022
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slammer

Portable toilet as found at outdoor events. Door slams when closed carelessly.

Often hot in the summer, sometimes wet or funky, a place you don't want to spend time in.
After those festival beers I gotta hit the slammer.
by silenth April 6, 2020
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ice slammer

A big ol' black (or white, latino, asian, etc)guy that takes his ice (that is, bling) and uses it to show off how great he thinks he is.

More often than not, it impresses everyone.
Tyrone: Yo, dawg, d'you see Antoine at da club da other night?

Jerome: Yeah, dawg. What an ice slammer! I gotta get me some o' dat bling.
by William S. Crowley XVI July 19, 2006
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