Condom Skid

When you shit into a condom, freeze it, and fuck a chick with it.

I came too fast, so i pleasured her with the old condom skid

by Vomit Sack Jensen August 9, 2003

skid marks

shit that is streeked in ur under wear (a nice line of shit basicly)

scott

by pat grundle February 5, 2003

emo skid

someone who is both emo and skid

look at that emo skid

by LilJOnwhattt August 29, 2005

skid kid

a person who has skid marks in their underwear

eg. oh my god did you hit a tree? your a dirty skid kid!

by ferrettsterritt May 26, 2008

skidding

short for just kidding. when you don't want to say just kidding, but you are being sarcastic - as if the person doesn't already know your kidding. can also be a quick way to backtrack when you realize you may have crossed the line.

Joe: You look like pooh.

Fran: ?????

Joe: skidding!!!

by Trayle October 25, 2010

Skid Dyke

A skid Dyke is a female skid, who appears to be a dyke but is really just too high to care what she is wearing. Like all skids, a skid dyke is heavily involved in drugs and alcohol, commonly seen wearing trailer park unfluenced clothing. Usually they are still trying to pull off a long gone trend, example being a bright coloured shirt with some sort of saying like "bad girl" or what percentage of "angel" and "devil" they are that was probably bought at a thrift store. Unlike scene kids, skid dykes are actually poor and have no other choice but than to shop at thrift stores.

Metallica fan: "I'd diddle her twat, but i think she's that chick with the mullet's taco."
Guy with Sanchez: "Nah man, she's just a skid dyke."

by kandy Crochane November 26, 2007

Skid-vid

A shitty music video lacking merit, creative content and intellectual talent.

That's a skid-vid

by Dr. Codfish November 16, 2012