When two or more people not in the same location watch a movie/video at the exact same time, usually online, and then text each other live, non-stop, critiques of the movie in real time. This is done generally to amuse each other rather than for a serious movie review. Ongoing critiques and comments are often used to reference real events in the lives of the movie watchers or to predict what will happen next in the plot (or what should have happened to make the story better/worse) . In general, if none of the viewers have seen the film before, the better the simultique will be.
Can be used as a ruse for other work related needs: Do you want to join our simultique this afternoon during the all-employee conference call?
During our simultique of the movie V/H/S, my buddy accurately predicted when the next boob shot would occur.
Since I heard that film was awful, I prefer to simultique it during work hours because it is actually enjoyable to watch that way.
During our simultique of the movie V/H/S, my buddy accurately predicted when the next boob shot would occur.
Since I heard that film was awful, I prefer to simultique it during work hours because it is actually enjoyable to watch that way.
by PhotoPilot April 21, 2015
Get the simultique mug.I can't stand sex with Sibuz
by Jfhxihhxhxuudjdjx January 3, 2017
Get the sibuz mug.The religion and belief the the world is a giant computer simulation running on someone's laptop. As a computer simulation, it is believed that the world is out of balance and with enough time, generations, and trial and error it will evolve itself out into a perfect society.
by Starbuck14 March 17, 2018
Get the simulology mug.by Nerdgirl3000 November 8, 2018
Get the shmuzzle mug.The process of two people writing, and particularly posting to a bulletin board at roughly the same time, each not knowing the other was doing so. It is off particular significance when similar points are being expressed in each post.
by ribick December 29, 2018
Get the simulposted mug.Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019
Get the simul poop mug.by HerosOfTheWorld June 5, 2019
Get the simoz mug.