When two or more people not in the same location watch a movie/video at the exact same time, usually online, and then text each other live, non-stop, critiques of the movie in real time. This is done generally to amuse each other rather than for a serious movie review. Ongoing critiques and comments are often used to reference real events in the lives of the movie watchers or to predict what will happen next in the plot (or what should have happened to make the story better/worse) . In general, if none of the viewers have seen the film before, the better the simultique will be.
Can be used as a ruse for other work related needs: Do you want to join our simultique this afternoon during the all-employee conference call?
During our simultique of the movie V/H/S, my buddy accurately predicted when the next boob shot would occur.
Since I heard that film was awful, I prefer to simultique it during work hours because it is actually enjoyable to watch that way.
During our simultique of the movie V/H/S, my buddy accurately predicted when the next boob shot would occur.
Since I heard that film was awful, I prefer to simultique it during work hours because it is actually enjoyable to watch that way.
by PhotoPilot April 21, 2015
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