by mikespooner October 1, 2007
Get the simon cowellmug. A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
by jackiiboii January 20, 2014
Get the Simon Cowellmug. A movie (based off the book “Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda) that revolves around a closest gay kid in his senior year of high school named Simon Spier (played by Nick Robinson). He starts to secretly chat with another closest gay kid in his school through email, they disguise their identities by using nicknames. Simon’s was “Jacques” and the love interests was “Blue”. Another student at the school finds out about Simons secret and blackmails him and forces Simon to set him up with one of his friends. This is one of the first mainstream LGBTQ+ movies released by a major studio like Fox.
by MallHunter May 21, 2018
Get the love, simonmug. a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.
by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020
Get the Simon Cowellmug. Used to express general anger, although the word 'Simon' is used to express anger against the Maltese leader of the Nationalist Party, Simon Busuttil. This man is often portrayed as a fucking cunt and a bitch ass motherfucker. 'Foxx is the Maltese equivalent of 'fuck;
However, the term 'Foxx Simon' is generally used to express anger or frustration to everyday situations. Take a look at the examples below.
However, the term 'Foxx Simon' is generally used to express anger or frustration to everyday situations. Take a look at the examples below.
Ma jridx iqumli zobbi? Foxx Simon! (My dick's gone limp? Fuck Simon!)
Dak il-qahba baghalu ta zobb ta Simon tela fil-gvern? Foxx Simon! (That cunt of a whore of a dick of Simon is now in the Government? Fuck Simon!)
Dak il-qahba baghalu ta zobb ta Simon tela fil-gvern? Foxx Simon! (That cunt of a whore of a dick of Simon is now in the Government? Fuck Simon!)
by TheHoboMaster May 19, 2015
Get the Foxx Simonmug. Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!
"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"
Funny guy too!:
is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.
what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".
what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.
Funny guy too!:
is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.
what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".
what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.
by curehead January 12, 2006
Get the simon gallupmug. by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021
Get the simon cowellmug.