sheef

when a girl queefs and a little shit comes out her pussy. its a deeper fart.

1. I get up out of bed, sheef on the floor, and wipe it up with my sheefing hairs.

2. Sally sheefed.

by ballsackfingerdildo October 18, 2010

sheef

When one shits at the same time as ripping a queef.

Fuck man, Rachel just sheefed all over Brad's carpet.

by semi-imbalanced triumphant May 20, 2005

shwee

Shwee is a happy noise. It is usually made by a girl whom by nature is cute and cuddly like a degu. A degu is related to the chinchilla and a squirrel like animal.

It is also a loving sound. To shwee at someone is showing your own cuteness and your affection for another. Weather it be a friend ship or intimate relationship.

The girl rolled around on the floor and curled up into a ball while her boyfriend watched her. He laughed at her when she looked towards him and made a soft sound, "Shweee!!"

by Iris January 14, 2005

shwee

The precise moment when you release bodily waste at the same time. The words shit and wee that have become hybridised.

Im going for a shwee, ill get some air freshener!

by fluffywright August 11, 2006

shweb

showing uninterest in something

example i don't give a shweb about what u say

by andrew dodgson October 7, 2003

Shaeffer

When one becomes erect while taking it in the rear.

When Matt put it in James, James pulled a Shaeffer.

by asdferffefd October 9, 2008

Shwee

The sound sperm makes, both inside and outside a human body.

I was all like "shwee" and he was all like "shwee"

by Josh The Orgasmic December 1, 2006