shitoot

What comes out when you start to say shit and then catch yourself by saying shoot.

girl 1: omg did u hear jason cheated on you

girl 2 on playground with lil kids: what!!?? shitoot!!!

by ReDsOxBaBe October 5, 2005

shitoir

shitoir: pronuciation after the french sheetwar.

trash, lies, brag, exaggeration, gosdip, scuddlebut

She laid a load of shitoir on me about what she likes in a man.

He gave her a lot of shitoir about his accompoishments.

Don't give me that shitoir. Give it to me straight.

by Lloyd Winburn May 10, 2007

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

shitoker

Stephen Mcanally's greatest toy in the 2000s

Stephen stop playing with your Shitoker (dick)

by ggggg June 12, 2003

shitoris

an alternative to clitoris

your such a shitoris

by Izzi August 25, 2003

Konomi Shotoku

All round b*tch and too sexy for all of us

“Konomi Shotoku your so hawt”

“Huh?!”

by Joni I June 13, 2018

shitonym

A word meaning its self

Goran is a shitonym, because goran means goran.

by un-gineer April 22, 2009