No Stank Shoulder Shank

When a girls pussy smells so bad, you have to fuck her in the armpit

(Guy 1) - "Did you make it with that stupid slut last night?"
(Guy 2)- " Yeah... wish I didn't. I had to No Stank Shoulder Shank her, because her cunt smelled like old Asparigus covered in shit."
(Guy 1)- "I like asparigus"

cunt, armpit, pussy, skank

by cakeordeath21 October 3, 2011

shanker

a primary sore or ulcer at the site of entry of a pathogen; the initial lesion of syphilis
also spelled chancre

Ewwww! You've got shankers on yer johnson!

by mandingoe July 16, 2003

shanks

The 3rd person derivative of shanking.
The act of stabbing someone with a crude, knife-like weapon.

C: *shanks*
J: *bleeds out on your carpet* HAH.
C: -_-""

by tooloftheday November 3, 2008

shank yanker

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.

When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

shonky

A compound word from the two terms 'shocking' and 'wonky' meaning that something is so bad or precarious that it is actually shocking. Can also be changed into the adverb shonkily

That is a really shonky piece of construction.
He did that plastering shonkily.

by geejaygee December 23, 2004

shankapotamus

Semi-aquatic amateur athlete found on golf courses, especially in ponds and sand traps. Large clumsy limbs, gaping mouth, and poor golfing skills are identifying traits. Also known for welching on skins games.

In the dry season, the shankapotamus can be found searching in waterholes of Hilton Head.

by Prunar October 16, 2009

shankage

To be majorly shanked

I just shanked that guy, looks back. That is some major shankage

by Matt Evening April 2, 2007