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Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.
"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."
by Mike October 17, 2008
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Sheeba

When you rub your hand down someones face.

Alternative Sheebas:
Sweaty Sheeba: When you spit on your hand and rub it down someones face.
Chocolate Sheeba: When you stratch your ass then rub it down someones face.
Cheesy Sheeba: When you rub your hand all over your cock and rub it down someones face.
Fruity Sheeba: Fruitjuice
Double Sheeba: 2 handed sheeba
Double Sweaty Sheeba: Same as above but with spit...

You can basically make your own sheebas up just by putting different things on your hands and rubbing it down someones face...

NOTE: When you perform a sheeba you must shout sheeba after youve done it...
*Sheeba*
Scott: SHEEBA!!!
John: Ewwwww Your Sick Man!....
Scott: Fuck you...
by ScottC July 27, 2006
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Schmeebler

Olanka Masney is a schmeebler.
by muffinmanaf September 12, 2009
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Shmeel

A type of creature that is slowly becoming extinct. Most creatures are larger than the normal human but maintain the same shape. 80% are bearded and like to steal flowers.
Jim: Hey, Who's been playing in my garden
Parvez: Look at those footprints it can only be one thing
Jim + Parvez: A Shmeel
by illmatic13 May 11, 2010
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Schmeeb

The name given to any inanimate object (e.g. a rock, crushed beer can, lighter, etc.) handy to a group of drunks at a party. The "schmeeb" is then used in an eponymous drinking game, in which the player with the schmeeb hands it off to another player of his choosing. The exchange goes as follows:

Player 1: "This is a schmeeb."
Player 2: "A what?"
Player 1: "A schmeeb."
Player 2: "Thank you."

Each part of the exchange is crucial, including the "Thank you." Player 2 then hands off the schmeeb to yet another player, following the above exchange, except that the question/answer goes back to Player 1:

Player 2: "This is a schmeeb."
Player 3: "A what?"
Player 2: "A what?" (to Player 1)
Player 1: "A schmeeb" (to Player 2)
Player 2: "A schmeeb" (to Player 3)
Player 3: "Thank you."

The game continues ad infinitum (or ad nauseam, depending on how much you're drinking), with each player handing off the schmeeb to yet another player, following the same exchange (there will obviously be repeats and crossovers, with the same players involved at different points in the chain - which gets tricky.) The round ends when the chain is broken (i.e. a player forgets the order of question/answer, or a recipient forgets to say "Thank you" - which happens often), and the guilty party must finish his beer. This player then starts the next round.
Dude, this crushed beer can would make the perfect schmeeb!
by JBHighberger July 8, 2006
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shmee

a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.
"Look at that faggot over there"
"yeah he prolly sucks balls"
"talk about a real shmee"
by Slimslope May 18, 2006
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sheebie

directed towards girls-- shady, touchy, sketchy, etc.
"yo man...that girl is sheeeeebie. she keeps touchin me n botherin me"
by da netters August 5, 2003
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