Shitbox

Crap car usually of poor quality and value with a dodgy number plate to match.

Driven by blokes that think they are better than everyone else, normally called Sam

Have you seen Sam’s car recently, it is a proper Shitbox! The number plate is equally offensive

by Mr Sun Rise September 23, 2021

Shitcoat

An offensive and laughably awful item of clothing that defines an entire look e.g. Jose Mourinho, Mac's Duster, the entire East 17 Christmas thing and Sunraged's white monstrosity.

"There's no way that's a pen"
"The referee is not having that"
"Ah look, now Mourinho's going fucking bananas"

"FUCK OFF SHITCOAT"

by Captain Mauser January 8, 2022

shitbooty

when your taking a fat one it it splats on your ass (wtf?)

Jimmy: i just had a shitbooty man..
Micheal: why are you telling me this

by IOKGTL,F.C February 15, 2022

shitgood

When you feel like shit but also feel good; An unusual misery.

Hey Tom, you had to drag your balls through three miles of broken glass, how do you feel now that you were given 300 billion dollars to do it?

I feel shitgood, excuse me for awhile, I'm going to rocket to my terraformed vocation house with my robot wife on Mars and bleed all over the floor tiles.

by afatguy March 29, 2022

Shitdogging

When you perform intimate acts with someone and they start shitting while doing doggystyle.

My boyfriend suggested that we try shitdogging tonight. I'm excited.

by Ingecastle September 16, 2022

Shitdown

A variation of a showdown where you throw shit at your opponents. The last person to get shitted wins. Similar to a Food Fight.

3.. 2.. 1.. SHITDOWN!!!

by AstroSquared June 29, 2023

rhode island shitbox

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out, while she is still gaping shove a live lobster in her asshole and proceed to fuck her till you cum. Next retrieve the lobster, boil, and serve with a side of butter.(Warning:The Rhode Island Shitbox may cause slight pain).

I met this girl from Boston at the bar last night, she had me give her a Rhode Island Shitbox. It was a little weird, but the lobster was delicious.

by Notre Damn July 20, 2016