Shimmed

To get vehemently shot down or put down.

1. "Dude she wouldn't even hear my sick puppy story." "I know bro, you totally got shimmed."

2. "Did you see the cav's game? It was ugly." "I know man, they totally got shimmed."

3. "Did you get her number?" "No bro, she shimmed the shit out of me, this isnt even pizza hut's number."

by patrisin December 4, 2010

Blue Swimmer

An Australian $10 note. Blue: because of it's blue colour, and Swimmer: because of the watery theme layed down with the AU$20 note Lobster

Cobber 1: "Hey mate, i'm short a coupla bucks, you got a fiver spare?"
Cobber 2: "Nah mate, i've only got a blue swimmer"

by Capt_Bat June 16, 2010

lazy swimmers

Another term for low sperm count.

Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.

Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.

Sam: Damn, that sucks.

by Elektra_Stone November 12, 2010

Nut swimmer

A noun used to refer to everybody since, at one point in time, we all swam in our dad’s nuts

Hey! What are you nut swimmers up to?

by Hispandican & Lil Hispandican January 18, 2022

shammer

a lazy person who does nothing else all day long except whine and bitch at work, while getting as little done as possible done during the day. known to severely half-ass any work done, Genrally consisting of spics and sometimes niggers

"Not only is Alex a dumb spic, but he is such a shammer his nickname is Sir-Sham-Alot"'

"wat up Shammer"?

"cmon Shammer, quit shammin' and get back to work"

by Zaeea December 28, 2005

Swimmers Ear

The act of a man blowing a load into the face of an unexpecting victim.

I was so pissed the first time I got Swimmers Ear.

by OHMF January 8, 2012

Simmer

To desperately need a cigarette

Mike and Geast have been simmerin all day! Someone should give them a cigarette !!

by Simmerrrrrr September 29, 2011