Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Shrode

Ruins your loan files and blames others

You really shroded that loan there.

Dropped a shrode and it didnt close

by LoanLingo May 6, 2022

Shelrod

A shelrod is a one and only unicornical phenomenal force of nature. Shelrods are very similar to dudes but are in a hot chick's body.

Shelby Patricia June is shelrod

by Junebug3118 June 26, 2022

Shrodinger's BLM

When someone says BLM, but does not specify Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter

Person 1: Just saw this Instagram post of someone saying blm

Person 2: let’s hope he’s not racist. This case of Shrodinger's BLM can really go either way.

Person 1: I hope not, the guy who posted was black

by WildCoomChase July 12, 2022

Sheropa

My beautiful girlfriend who I love so much 😁

Sheropa is the most beautiful, and intelligent girl I’ve ever payed eyes on .

by BoBucket33 July 31, 2022

Sheridan Tsunami

When a new player in destiny, through complete and total ineptitude causes a wave of catastrophic events leading to 5 other players despising them so much much that they eventually throw a five man gang band style teabag party on his corpse.

“If Tyler causes us to wipe one more time we’re giving him the old Sheridan tsunami”

by Schnitthead September 3, 2022

shrodinger's pizza

When you dont know if a food has been eaten or not, at a probability close to 50/50, you could use the expression "shrodinger's pizza", derived from shrodinger's cat. can be used in a lot of ways

The burger i bought yesterday is probably shrodinger's pizza by now, i should check it later

by IMakeDumbExpressions October 23, 2022